Road rage sometimes makes me go tpg.

There's a stretch of road around here that runs that runs about 2 miles that's fairly wide but has a posted speed limit of 35 MPH. The reason being is that years ago there used to be a middle school on that road, so the speed was reduced from 45 MPH to 35 MPH. Well, the school is gone, but the posted speed hasn't changed.

Most people cruise down this road at 45. Cops don't really care.

A friend of mine who was a former State Trooper and former Marine was rolling down this road at 45, just like everyone else, when a lady who was apparantly in a real hurry came up behind him. She wanted to do sixty. He was like fuck you, I'm already doing 10 MPH over the speed limit. So, she started riding in his back seat, blarin her horn and flashing her lights at him.

After a while, he gets pretty tired of this shit, so he slams on his brakes. The lady screeches to a halt behind him, nearly plowing into his car. She is, of course, still blaring on the horn. Calmly, this guy gets out of his car, walk back to the bitch, and motions for her to roll down her window. She does, and is about to unleash a huge torrent of foul language that would make even the Saltiest of Sassafrasses blush but is caught short buy what this guy does next. He reaches into her car, turns off her ignition, removes her keys, looks her sqaure in the eye and says "You should not be driving.". He then turns and throws the keys as hard as he can into the woods off to the side of the road. Without another word he returns to his car, puts it in gear, and drives off.

Jam it back in, in the dark.