Over Sleeping - CRAP THE WORLD IS OVER!!!

I've never missed a really important appointment on the scale of WORLD OVER, but in general I hate oversleeping.

That moment when you come out of a deep, restful slumber and roll over to look at the cloc-OH SHIT! MY ALARM DIDN'T GO OFF, NOW I'M REALLY FUCKING LATE!. Now you get a shot of adrenaline, but the rest of your body is still basically asleep so you literally fall out of bed as you make your way to the bathroom to try an get yourself together. No time to shower, throw on extra deodorant and wear a hat. No time for brushing the teeth, just rinse with more mouthwash as you realize you not only put your underwear on backward, your are trying to force two legs through one pant. Hope that there is still some coffee I brewed from yesterday in the pot; fuck it if its old and cold--I need the caffeine. The whole time, you feel like you just crawled out of your grave.

Jam it back in, in the dark.