Society's unwritten rules.

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I am VERY unsure about the whole situation. I've never been taught this shit, and I am afraid I may be pissing people off with whatever it is I do currently.

My family has always been very laid back when welcoming new members. You can do whatever you want as a greeting--wave, hug, shake hands, kiss on the cheek. Slapping the ass might be going a bit too far, but for the most part we don't really care. We're just happy you came.

It seems to me that associating with a family that has all kinds of 'unspoken rules and procedures' that you must follow or be looked down upon would just be too much of a pain in the ass to deal with.

Jam it back in, in the dark.