Your Relationship with your Parents

I absolutely love my parents. They are smart, loving, supportive--i've been told by many of my friends that they consider me very, very lucky to have ben raised in such an environment.

But my father has some quirks that just drive me nuts sometimes. I don't know what it is, but they just annoy the hell outta me.

When he urinates, he leaves the door to the bathroom wide open; you can hear it from anywhere in the house. He'll have coughing and sneezing fits, but will not cover his mouth or make any attempt to redirect the spray. It just goes right out into the room. Late at night, he'll eat the leftovers of dinner that have been sitting at room temperature for five hours without bothering to reheat them to any kind of safe temp--and he wonders why he get diarrhea so often...

Jam it back in, in the dark.