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Sex. Before or after?
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koifox
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Old Jul 29, 2006, 03:15 AM Local time: Jul 29, 2006, 12:15 AM #1 of 77
Originally Posted by Technophile
First of all, when and how? Second, it's not technicaly my experience, but rather, the individuals' who've shared it with me. Third, if personal experience is all everyone seems to be referring to, if mine doesn't amount to anything, then neither does everybody elses'.
Because you're the only virgin in the room. Look, just go home before you hurt yourself on something sharp.

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Who cares? What good is it's value if what you really wanted was a relationship?
Tough luck, bucko, take what you can get. Hey, I wanted a lambroghini but I got an eclipse. What good's a stupid sports car if I can't have my lambroghini, I should start a thread pissing and moaning about it.

But I don't expect you to get that, metaphor slides off you like mercury.

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No I won't, and I'd really rather not. Being a gay male, I have the advantage of not having to uncover the grand mysteries of the vagina that are so elusive to most males. I already know how my partner's genitalia will work.
Too bad that at best your relationships with other emotionally stunted men (are you furry, by any chance?) will only make you bitter and lead to future threads about how relationships are all shit, people are shit, and causual sex is the only way to live. Go chase the bug, at least you'll live outside of fantasy land a bit.

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I had a typo and wrote "mount" rather than "amount". Sue me.
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Actually, those statements don't contradict eachother and I still stand by both of them.
I think Jethro Tull wrote an album about you once.

This thread gets the 9-tail stamp of approval.

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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koifox
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Old Jul 29, 2006, 03:30 AM Local time: Jul 29, 2006, 12:30 AM #2 of 77
Virgin counts for relationships too. You profess that you've never had sex, never been in a relationship, but you've got the pope's authority on the topic because your friends bragged about doing it. And since your authority contradicts the only second-hand reports you have, what do you base it on? Livejournals?

You've got gumption, I'll give you that.

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