GOP Youtube Debate a No Show?

Quote:

Referring to the video of a snowman asking the Democratic candidates about global warming, Romney quipped, “I think the presidency ought to be held at a higher level than having to answer questions from a snowman.”

Dear Old Republican Farts,

We ("the citizens," "people you wish to serve for by assuming the role of 'President,'") call this in "English" (one of the dominant "languages" "spoken" in the United States,) "humor." See, it is supposed to a "funny" way of bringing up a "serious" subject, because the question would be "incredibly boring" otherwise.

We're "sorry" that this method of "asking a question" "offends" you, for the Presidency is No Laughing Matter, but decades of "fucking it in the ass" has made it one giant "joke" and a "laughingstock."

"Sorry" again, and "pull that rod out of your ass, you're walking funny,"
- The "American People"

Jam it back in, in the dark.