Yeah, this happened a few blocks from where me and Crash live.
For me, it's the laughingstock of local news right now.
Supposedly the boy had taken off his diapers because they were dirty and the parents were out of the room getting stuff to take care of that, and then the parents heard the boy screaming, to see him being sodomized by the dog.
The mother started yelling and scared the dog, so it started running,
with the boy still attached (in before HE TOOK THE KNOT!)
Animal behavior experts are saying the dog had to have gotten confused from a scent somewhere in the vicinity.
This article gives a pretty decent summary of the whole event.
But yeah, this story is absolutely serious and true, despite sounding incredibly ridiculous.
Jam it back in, in the dark.