Scam Vocational Colleges

I don't know who would agree with me, but some vocational schools/colleges are just pure suck.

I don't trust a lot of them (i.e. Bryman college, DeVry University, ect.)

But there are a few that I'm no so sure of. I've been looking into schools to attend all summer, and found that most of them are scams, and have pretty much nailed it down to one. I would like to attend LTS IT Academy.

http://www.lts5.com

Though, I'm not sure if it's worth it. The student loan I would be taking out would be $12,000, however, here is what the school entails:

I would obtain the certifications listed below:

MCSE
MCAD
A+
MOS
MCSA
CCNA
MCDBA
NETWORK+
LINUX+
CNA

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Another school that I've been considering (but admittedly haven't looked very deep into), is Certified Business Professional (CBP)

http://www.cbpcertify.com

Now, it's supposed to be a college that gives business cerfications. What good is a business certification? Doesn't seem like a very useful thing to have, all things considered. I mean, to get a decent career in business, period, you have to be an outstanding salesman (one way or another), and possess AT LEAST a bachelor's degree in said field.

I don't know what school to attend, really, because I don't want to attend a four-year-college. That doesn't sound appealing to me at all.

Would anyone consider either of these schools a hazardous choice, and how would I go about taking safety precautions to ensure that I don't get fucked over in the end?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

It also costs far more, and forces me to take classes that are just extra fat.

I really, really, really, don't want to go to a four year degree. I don't really HAVE four years. ;__;

There's nowhere I can't reach.