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43 isn't 100% IMPOSSIBLE NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
Just because YOU guys don't get laid doesn't mean that this guy doesn't. Saaaay he started dating at age 13 that's just over ten partners a year. Not that unreasonable considering when kids are that young they tend to go from person to person fairly quick. I mean, he's probably exaggerating, but 43 isn't exactly the world record for homeruns. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
You can't take the "shallow" route if you want a long lasting relationship. It just doesn't work out.
Feelings will eventually attach themselves and you'll fall for him like ditz. You either cut him off now or never. There's nowhere I can't reach. |