Fucking Rice

So, do you guys know of any spice that isn't fattening that I could use in a rice cooker to enhance the flavor of my plain white rice?

I'm currently dieting and I'm looking to make this whole process a little bit more comfortable.

Also, is eating plain white rice fattening?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Hmm... so white rice isn't good for dieting? I plan on working as well. You can't lose weight without working out.

And Drex, is that a mexican thing? That's what it reminds me of. Horchata, I think they call it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I see. You're a big help, Soluzar.

I've tried brown rice before and I can't even stomach the taste. I gag everytime I eat it. At least with white rice it doesn't have much flavor to ignore.

I'll still try the brown rice, though.

My diet consists of: canned assorted vegetables, white rice, oranges (picked from the trees here) cheerios (without sugar, eaten with skim milk), and boiled eggs. Am I missing any vital vitamins that'll cause me to eventually blackout from malnutrition? I don't want to be driving and then all of a sudden SKEERT slam into the big-rig next to me, malnutrition would be the least of my worries then.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Damnit, I need iron, you're right. I completely overlooked that one.

Hmm... Maybe I'll buy small packets of lunch meat or something just for the iron.

I'm switching to nothing but slim fast once I get more money in ;___;

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Wow, thank you Jpnezeshorty for all your insight. That was very helpful. I googled the images you gave me and I will be looking into that.

I'm definitely going to give brown rice a shot. I didn't know that white rice could so unhealthy. =[

I can never win.

I was speaking idiomatically.