The One Shot Joke Thread.

The only thing I can think of is that the man gave the dragon seawater, so when the dragon went off to drink from the number 7 well, he drank to his death.
The man lived because he took a drink of the lower-numbered poisoned water before drinking the water from the dragon, thus saving him.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Oh, I'm sorry. Was I supposed to let that linger around for a while or something, so people can ponder it over?

I can put the answer in spoiler tags if you want.

By the by, I like riddles. :3

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Ok, well here is a good riddle for you all:

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

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Originally Posted by josho

Might it be pressure?

Quote:

I turn pancakes brown

Considering this ^ I would think that is the wrong answer.

Also, please give explanations for your answers. I wouldn't want this thread to be cracked down on like the Guess the Anime Screenshot thread.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Adara

I'm taking the coward's way out, but after making my brain do backflips, this is what I came up with:

Spoiler:

My answer is "no." The riddle asks me if I can guess the answer and no, I cannot.

...I know, it's kind of stupid, but that's my guess.

You win.

The best part is that in the history of this riddle, most little kids asked it answered it correctly right away, while many Harvard graduates racked their brains for ages trying to figure it out.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by han89

Regardless of the fact of being able to solve the riddle or not, you can never have a riddle that has no answer.

What do you mean? The question of the riddle was answered. At the very end of the riddle is the question "can you guess the riddle?"
That question is part of the riddle, and is the only question asked. Whether or not there may be such a thing in the universe that fits all of the descriptions is beside the point. It asks if you can guess it. Period.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Bad joke time:

What do you do if you're ever attacked by a circus?

Go for the juggler!

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Aoie_Emesai

It's the sun! As in the light.

Originally Posted by whinehurst

not sun, THE POWER OF GOD!!!

i'll bet it's one of those really lame riddles that has an answer for every line. Which is lame.

Did you guys ever bother to READ this page, not much less this thread? I mean, seriously, I told everyone the answer. Why keep guessing on what it is?

Its like asking what happens to Aeris in FF7.

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