Wildlife torture

You don't seriously get your ideologies and inspiration from games and movies, do you? :eyebrow:

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Oh, here's a great one.

One spring, my next door neighbors at college (also college students) had this massive ant infestation in their front yard. I mean, it was enormous. There had to have been thousands of ants crawling around the sidewalks at any given time. For some time, we kinda messed with it a little bit, stomping on the ground occasionally, prodding the entrances with sticks, etc.
A little while later though, one of the neighbors was a retard when greasing his car's bearings, and placed the grease tube behind the wheel of another car in the driveway. Needless to say, that tube was promptly squashed, all over their driveway. So, the other neighbors got the bright idea of removing all this grease by burning it away, which didn't go so well until I got one of my old t-shits to sop up the junk, and in true college fashion, set fire to it.
Being the "bright" individual that I am, I thought it would be awesome to drape the burning, polymer-soaked shirt over the ant-hill entrance.

Many an ant met a fiery demise that afternoon.

But that was not the end of their torment. Later that evening, the neighbors got the equally bright idea of boiling a large kettle of water, and pouring it into the tunnel entrances. Unfortunately, I wasn't around to witness this event, but the next morning, dead ant carcasses, numbering in their thousands, were strewn about the sidewalk.

A true ant holocaust was in our front yards.

There's nowhere I can't reach.