Forum Game: Corrupt Wish

Originally Posted by Yeldarb

I wish I had high-speed internet.

Wish granted.

However, due to the sudden viability of file sharing resources, you indulge and download a multitude of ripped DVDs and CDs, as well as gobs of warez.
Contained within these warez files are numerous virii, which invade your computer, and working in conjunction with each other, turn it into a rampaging, homocidal machine. It then proceeds to murder all of your family and rapes your dog with a USB cord, and you only hear about this in horror a week later from the jail cell that the RIAA and MPAA cast you into.

I wish all of my school debts were absolved.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Wish granted.

However, this hat is literally "really cool," below freezing in fact. After putting the hat on your head, it gets frozen to your scalp, and you can't take it off. After trying desperately to get it off, your brain starts to gradually freeze. First your physical coordination goes awry, and then your senses start to freeze up and you go blind and deaf, etc. Before your last throes of agony, you are a drooling, incoherent vegetable of a man, and nobody dares come close to you due to the stench surrounding you, as you lose all intestinal and bladder control.

Finally, you die a miserable, although fortunately painless, death.


I wish I had the ability to get up as soon as my alarm clock goes off.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Wish granted.

Your skeleton immediately begins to grow to suit your desired height and then some. However, this change is too sudden for your tendons and muscles to handle, and each organ, one by one, tears off of their mountings on your frame. You would writhe in pain if you could, but that only speeds up the muscle-tearing process. In the end, your bones have grown beyond any possible healing that could have been done by the best doctors, and your are resigned to a bed for the rest of your life.

I wish that people would come up with more creative wishes in this thread.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Granted. Unfortunately, you end up getting pulled by gravity into the ground the very first time you test this new power. Since you can't stop moving through the ground without your arteries getting clogged by dirt, and your head filled with rocks(literally), you keep going deeper towards the center of the earth, where you eventually settle at the core. Knowing that there is nothing more to do for the remainder of your now severely truncated life, you make peace with your maker and allow yourself to contribute to the suspected fusion reaction that occurs at the planet's center.

I wish for more wishes.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Angel Of Light

I wish stupid/shallow people would be put on an island and be forced to kill each other off Battle Royale style.

Wish granted.
However, the selection of who goes and who doesn't is based on criteria set down by LeHah.
You are amongst those people sent to the island.
Better start practicing your knife skills.


I wish I could stop, or at least slow down, time around me, so that I have more time to get all the work done that I need to get done.

I was speaking idiomatically.