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Oberto, put simply, is shit. Its like the encrusted grime thats scraped off the sides of the vats they use to precipitate that loathsome offal that is Pemmican.
Bridgeford, though perhaps not quite like mom's home-made jerky, is by far the best mass-produced stuff I've encountered. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
And no, my mom never made beef jerky, unfortunately. I thought it was just a common saying, meant to suggest anything that is home-cooked (and keeping gender roles in mind, mom-cooked). There's nowhere I can't reach. |