I'm gonna call women out on their shit, and you're gonna take it.

damn ovaries

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by LeHah

Ziggy appeared while you were away from the board. He's one of the worst people on it these days and I don't think anyone would cry if someone cut off his hands and fucked the bleeding stumps while angry, half-starved wolverines ate at his knees and genitals.

why wolverines? why not badgers?

Originally Posted by YOU MAD

Is this all you post?

It's like your some post-op tranny that's pissed she doesn't get her own pair.

it's all i've posted today, the topics about women just caught my eye (I only have one) and I had to speak.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

why does everyone think i'm trying to be funny?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

me a joke, na.

what i posted being taken as a horribly bad joke or an attempt to be funny, more than likely.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

what book should I read? what will make me as intelligent as you?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

So that's your plan? You figure if you're dull and a waste of time long enough, people will just get bored and forget you're a dipshit?

not really. you suggested I read a book. So I asked which book. If people think I'm a dipshit, so be it. If people are still reading this, they're either bored or think it's funny that you're being internet cool and insulting me.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Denicalis

My thinking you're an idiot has nothing to do with being internet cool, it has to do with your being an idiot. Have you ever done anything of even moderate success or interest since you got on the boards? Near as I can tell, the only people who have even noticed you all seem to hate you.

i've been on and off these boards for a long time. i don't think i've always been hated. I don't know if I've ever done something super cool or successful on the boards. I don't spend all my internet time here. I pop up every once in a while, see what's going on, leave a comment or two and then leave. I'm sure at one point, I've brought up something interesting or offered an opinion that someone didn't think was retarded. Do you really hate me because I posted something you didn't think was funny? Am I creating a bad internet experience for you because you think my opinion sucks?

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Denicalis

I've never seen you express an opinion. I've just seen you vomit seemingly random idiocy on a forum.

If you express an opinion some day, I'll be sure to tell you if its informed or not.

So other than today, what vomit of mine have you had to walk around with your nose in the air? Please share.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Didn't see his post until I'd already started my response. My bad.

How ya doing, buddy?