EXIT STRATEGY

Some of you people are real self-centered assholes. Yeah, I'm spreading negativity, but if you're the kind of prick who thinks it's funny to murder a planeload of people while you're offing yourself, I think you need a verbal foot up your ass.

Me? Gunshot to the back of the head. I think I'd lose my nerve if I had a gun right in my mouth, but I'd still want to make sure to hit all the vital portions, like the brainstem. I'd want to make absolutely sure I'm dead and not a vegetable that someone would be stuck maintaining. Anything less direct is just passive-aggressive attention getting.

Jam it back in, in the dark.