Gentleman Shmupper
Member 848
Level 30.62
Mar 2006
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Jun 8, 2007, 04:44 AM
Local time: Jun 8, 2007, 03:44 AM
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The seven languages thing seems like the least amount of benefit, but with no strings attached. Saves me a lot of time and effort on it, too. All these other options, I can see too many ways they can bite you on the ass.
Owning a phoenix would be cool, but I'd have to feed the thing. Kind of more responsibility than I want to deal with right now. Don't see many strings on this one either, but honestly, what would I do with a phoenix? Open an exotic zoo?
The problem with a guarantee that I'll live to be 100 is that I'll probably then keel over dead the day after my 100th birthday. My plan is to hold out until medical science can make me clinically immortal, via cures for deadly diseases, organ cloning, and good old cybernetics. 100 is shooting low for me.
Much as I'd like to flame out in a blaze of glory like John Candy, I think I'd rather keep it simple. I don't think I even WANT fame. And again, 50 is much too young to die.
$10 million, no questions asked? That's the classic evil genie schtick right there. Of COURSE that $10 million was stolen from the federal government, or from wrathful drug lords, or from a children's charity or something. No sir, not touching that.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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