You are a Darwin Award candidate

I've got a scar right next to my right eye from clipping an outhanging toy or something on the couch as I ran by. I'm not sure, but I think I might also have some marks right above my ass from falling backwards into the fireplace (failed attempt at a sudden stop) and being burned by the iron log holders. Sure taught me not to run in the house.

I also nearly drowned in the unnecessarily deep jacuzzi at a friends house, when I was running around the pool and slipped. Thankfully everyone saw me fall in and pulled me out, 'cause I couldn't swim.

Yes, young Monkey King had some issues with following the rules.

Less not paying attention the rules and more being absentminded, I almost blew myself up on the bus ride home from school. We were making model rockets to shoot off for science class. They handed out the rocket engines, and I had mine all assembled, but didn't get to shoot mine off that day. So I put it in my bag and took it home. My parents pointed out that, had the metal connectors crossed while in transit, the engine would have likely shot off while still in my bag. Doh.

Jam it back in, in the dark.