The One Shot Joke Thread.

One day a woman travels away from home on a work and leaves her mother and cat in the care of her husband.

A week later, when she remembers she has a husband back home, she calls him.

W: How is the cat?
H: How is the cat? Isn't there any hello my dear caring husband, how are you , what have you been doing in my abscence...etc?
W: Yeh, yeh! Whatever. How is the cat?
H: She died!
W: What? She died? How could that be? I left everything for her. Oh God! Now you ruined my stay and you made me sad. You could have told me that she was walking on the balcony or something like that and leave the bad news when I come back!
H: What can i do now? I told you so take it!
W: Ok now, how is my mother?
H: Well, let us say that she is just...walking on the balcony!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

If it wasn't for the pancake thing, i would have said wind. But i know this is not holding so...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

That's ridiculous! Regardless of the fact of being able to solve the riddle or not, you can never have a riddle that has no answer. It's stupid in my opinion.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.