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Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures
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Old May 18, 2006, 01:27 PM Local time: May 18, 2006, 11:27 AM #1 of 15
On a road trip from Seattle to San Francisco to visit a friends dad for the summer, we were trying to get down there as fast as possible without making any stops. Well needless to say with all the junk food and drinks we brought along with us (3 girls and 2 guys in a '91 jeta), someone was going to have to go pee sooner or later. My weak bladder didn't even make it half way through Oregon before I couldn't hold it any longer. I had to chugg about 20 oz. of Coke to polish off my liter sized bottle, just so I could pee in the bottle with a girl and a guy in the back seat with me, going about 100 mph down I-5 at 2 in the morning.

Turns out all the girls couldn't hold it any longer as soon as we made it across the boarder to California, and we pulled over to a rest stop. But I'm sure I would have peed my pants if we would have hit any sort of bump in the road, so I guess it wasn't all for nothing.

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Old May 18, 2006, 03:42 PM Local time: May 18, 2006, 01:42 PM #2 of 15
Is this thread only about school work procrastination or is that just the best story you guys have? I know mine wasnt much better, but im pretty sure there has been a time when everyone has either forgot or just hasn't done an assignment until the last second, how is that special or thread worthy? There has got to be some better stories than, 'liek this one time i had a 10 page paper due in 20 minutes, so i just typed it up real quick and got a C+ on it'. :noonecares:

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Old May 18, 2006, 03:56 PM Local time: May 18, 2006, 01:56 PM #3 of 15
Originally Posted by DarkLink2135
I ate a 5 of those little rock pebbles they have on the playground to become someone's friend way back in elementary school.

Considering you ended up at GFF I'm guessing it didn't work, am I rite?

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