tl;dr

Yeah, seriously. People who think drinking is harmless and that anyone who disagrees simply has too many inhibitions are retarded. Even casual drinkers destroy brain cells, and no one should force you to drink if you don't want to. You're not going to solve your problems until you take matters into your own hands and exert an effort yourself. I wouldn't rely on intoxication to achieve that goal. :P

Jam it back in, in the dark.

If you're curious about whether or not she is interested in you, it would probably just be best to ask. If so, you can easily move on from there. If she's not, then you can just drop it and be friends or whatever.

There's nowhere I can't reach.