Genital Related Injuries

Seriously, I'm not making this to intentionally become some dirty, filthy, bad thread, but I don't want to send this to the Sewers and condemn it to that fate from the get-go.

Has anyone ever had any particularly painful crotchular injuries?

I once volunteered to play baseball with some little kids and some hot shot with a real baseball happened to throw a fastball. I mean I still praise Allah that it was just a little kid but it was a real baseball. Those things hurt. If I didn't know any better, that thing drew blood.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by El Ray Fernando

...but one of the players stomped on his nutsack, needless to say he had to goto the emergeny ward after that.

Oh, that is just wrong.

Since it's always good to know, did he get back at the nutstomper?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Bernard Black

Same thing happened to him; he had to have his testicle actually superglued back together...

If this was the Sewers, there could be so many lewd comments made about that...

By a skater everyone here knows, does that mean a famous one or just famous here?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.