HAY GUYS

***Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor*** · Local time: Jun 13, 2006, 08:56 PM

ALMOST?

I am disavowing all knowledge of you and your existance as a Canadian. GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY.

How ya doing, buddy?

***Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor*** · Local time: Jun 13, 2006, 08:59 PM

If it wasn't for that absolutely FANTASTIC sig, I wouldn't be forgiving you so easily.

All of Canada has it's eyes on you Mister, you better watch out and not fuck up again!

*CANADIAN GESTAPO WATCHIN YOUR HOUSE

There's nowhere I can't reach.

***Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor*** · Local time: Jun 13, 2006, 09:08 PM

This proof is more than enough. You are hereby allowed to remain in this country and not be killed on site by a member of the Mounties.

Is that an Equilibrium poster? If the answer is yes, you will be a shoe in vote for the next Prime Minister.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

***Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor*** · Local time: Jun 13, 2006, 09:30 PM

Russ: How so? Hockey is as sacred to us as that Constitution thing is to you yankees.

But comparing us to Bush doesn't make sense! We LOVE Hockey, we don't trample all over it and ignore it compeltely when we do things.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

***Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor*** · Local time: Jun 16, 2006, 05:30 PM

I am stupid sir! STUPID. Completely misread. I fucked up!

Post edited because it needs DELETION. Because I am DUMB.

I was speaking idiomatically.