[:plant:] [WFRP] The Oldenhaller Contract

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Tanrindil thought about it for a moment.

Foot pads? Foot people? Footpi? Foot....clan?



SHIT.

Try to clamber up onto the house on the right. Use the crates if need be

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1 Die Roll fuck yeah let's do it

Tanrindil was having none of this bullshit. Cowardly box man has absolutely no male genitalia to speak of. Who throws wood. Honestly.

Not Tanrindil. No sir. He's a man of the people.

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Standing jumping people's elbow onto blue foot asshole.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll woop woop woop woop woop woop

Tan sort of flops around a bit. He's curious, where did his people's sunglasses go?

He must remember to look for them later.

Getting up is for suckers, though. He's got this asshole right where he wants him.

Do the Curly Shuffle and kick at blue as spinning around

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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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Once the corpse was picked clean of all but his clothes

Fuck this.

Tan takes the clothes, leaving the corpse dead with it's junk flapping in the breeze.

No one maintains their modesty for long around here. And this dead asshole isn't going to start.

Otherwise yeah, Tan is totally down for bar hopping with his corpse robber pal. Fuck standards. It's time to get liquored.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Stepping through the door, Tan glances left and right as his eyes start to adjust to the new room.

He starts to count how many folks he can see and estimate how many of them seem to know how to handle themselves.

Y'know. Should something unfortunate happen.

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Tan is not so amused. He thinks he's covered in begbugs. What a nasty place to sleep.

To keep himself at least somewhat satiated, he pockets the....pillow. Yeah. That's it.

Who knows? It could come in handy.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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Puffing up his chest to look as...well, maybe slightly more threatening than a tiny little girl, Tan is insistent on getting a little extra scratch out of this.

"100 isn't enough to cover the trouble it took to get here. 150 sounds much more agreeable to me."

At least Tan'll be able to afford some might good sandwiches at that point. And man alive, did he love sandwiches.

FELIPE NO

"Oh, door kickings!". It's go time now, ladies. "Alright. Time to make himself even more useful."

Pick up a rock and ready it to throw through at the nearest asshole

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?