[:plant:] The Game Review Thread - No Posts By Skills Because He Never Finishes His 10000 Games

Just unlocked Prime Mode in Transformers: War for Cybertron. I think that classifies as complete.

Fuck year this game is awesome. SO AWESOME. Bitches don't know 'bout my MOLECULON BOMB. Even after 350 matches, bitches still don't get it. It is somewhat embarrassing.

Now that I prestiged it's time to DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN

This time bitches won't know 'bout my NULL RAY RIFLE (and perhaps they will still be in the dark regarding my ENERGON SLING. I swear to God, if you don't use whirlwind or barrier or dash, bitches really have NO IDEA how to deal with you)

I am surprised that this is my game of the year so far. I haven't had this much consistent fun with a shooter in forever, and even after 52 hours of multiplayer I am still excited to throw down.

How ya doing, buddy?

Everyone just wishes they could be as cool as me.

How ya doing, buddy?

ONE DAY, GUYS. ONE DAY AND YOUR DREAMS SHALL COME TRUE.

(oh my god skills you are the GAYEST)

what's that? I can't hear you between all the mouthfuls of wata'melon

Oh really? I'm surprised you could hear anything, what with all the dicks in your ears

they make good earmuffs. you just jealous

See how jealous I am when I erase your achievements

only the jealousest, I can see your true feelings. You can't hide.



HEY POPO, WANNA RACE?



This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I should probably just tack on Metroid: Other M to this list.

Yeah, um. Even avoiding all the hyperbole bullshit, it's easily a pretty shit game. Once you start taking it in the context of other Metroids though, it becomes damn near vomit inducing. Avoid at pretty much all costs. Spend the money picking up Prime Trilogy if you can find a copy.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

I need to start abusing this thread,

Will I see Wipeout HD in here by you anytime soon or just more pussyfooting about?

I was speaking idiomatically.

The mooks are there for meter building, which you then bust on the boss.

That's the entirety of the "strategy" the game requires. There's nothing more to it than that and trying to time critical specials.

It's cute but when battles take an hour for no reason other than SUDDENLY 40 MORE ENEMIES it gets so insanely tiring that even the ridiculous dialog gets tiresome.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?