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Sensors online. Weapons online. All systems nominal.   Member 80 Level 56.91 Mar 2006 
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Excitebots - WHERE ARE THE GAMES? After 27 years, there is but ONE on the horizon.
So I've waited a week for SOMEONE to make a thread but NO. NO. Instead you're all terrible, terrible people. Gargle donkey penis, the lot of you.
Why? Because no one has made a fucking EXCITEBOTS thread yet. And therefore I hate you. SO TO RECTIFY.  FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf FROG CARS. AND TURTLES. And...ok so I dunno what the fuck that other one is. A bat or a shark or someone's genitals who the fuck cares. FOUR THOUSAND STARS.  POKER.  PIE IN THE FACE. FORTY DOLLARS. ALSO COMES WITH A PLASTIC WHEEL FAGGOT SHITBALL THING FOR FIFTY IN CASE YOU'RE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED AND LIKE THAT SORT OF SHIT. SEE THAT BOXART? SAYS NINTENDO BUTTFUCK CONNECTION ON IT. APPARENTLY THAT MEANS 6 PLAYER ONLINE. A P R I L 2 0 T H 2 0 0 9 Jam it back in, in the dark. 
Last edited by Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor; Mar 4, 2009 at 03:56 AM.
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Sensors online. Weapons online. All systems nominal. Member 80 Level 56.91 Mar 2006
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Hey, this is the Wii. I'll take what I can get. I wouldn't have expected any, let alone even 2 or 4. THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS IN WII TOWN. Even being two centuries behind the curve means they'll eventually get online in SOMETHING...EVENTUALLY. THEY PROMISED.
Also nothing like Wipeout WHATSOEVER. More like TERRAIN CHANGES and GIANT HILLS and SMASHING THROUGH SHIT and generally driving like a rocket powered crack fiend on speed. It's all VERY SILLY AND STUPID but immense fun. SUPER DRIFT. 8 QUADRILLION STARS There's nowhere I can't reach.
Last edited by Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor; Mar 4, 2009 at 04:16 AM.
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Sensors online. Weapons online. All systems nominal. Member 80 Level 56.91 Mar 2006
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Yeah, Bots sounds like some sort of faggotry of CUSTOMIZIN' and BATTLIN' and ANIMU INSPIRED CHARACTER ART but thankfully it looks like it's just generic stupid robo cars. All that really matters though is POW 10 STAR TREE SMASH, so the car design could really be 2 men fucking each other in the ass for all I care.
On that note. Where the fuck my F-Zero WX at. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Last edited by Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor; Mar 4, 2009 at 04:50 AM.
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Sensors online. Weapons online. All systems nominal. Member 80 Level 56.91 Mar 2006
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HEY ASSHOLES.
THIS WEEK. You buyin' it or what? Let's get this shit GOING, damn. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Sensors online. Weapons online. All systems nominal. Member 80 Level 56.91 Mar 2006
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HEY
DICKBAGS https://myrewardzone.bestbuy.com/vie...jspx?tc=CPN_10 PRINT THIS COUPON GO TO BEST BUY GET THE GAME FOR FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS I was speaking idiomatically. |
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