Half-ton Man Dies, family blames government

One day I want to get that fat so that I can have free rides in the shovel of a front loader.

On a side note, doesn't this put Mo0 in first place now?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The end result is the same either way, and then the family ends up with a smaller grocery bill.

Sounds like the correct course of action to me.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Traveller87

Wow, that's really sensitive there. With supportive people like you around, I wonder why these things happen. Would your reaction be the same if he had been anorexic and starved himself to death, while pleading for help on TV before?

Surprise, asshole. People don't give a fuck about folks who may or may not have a mental disorder. People...on the internet, no less.

Eat a dick. If a fat guy continues to gobble burritos made out of donuts and dies because of it, do you really expect us to do anything but lulz?

Fuck off.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.