[PS3] Wipeout HD; Oh my God, look at the size of my erection, micropenis notwithstanding

Everytime I attempt the 20 consecutive perfect zones, I fuck up at around 17 or 18. Omagnus can testify to this, because I'll be chatting with him and say something like "Oh, watch me fuck it u...GOD DAMN IT". And then proceed to do zones 19 through 25 without issue. SO VERY ANNOYING. Granted, I've only taken three actual stabs at the trophy, so maybe I should try again.

I've never hit anywhere close to zone 75 on any game I've played that had the mode, but it might be possible on Anulpha Pass or Moa Therma with enough (read: Shit tonnes) of practice and luck.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Most amazing jew boots

That's quite possibly the best worst simile I've ever read, Paco. Thanks for that. <3

And while we're on the subject of dirty, scummy, asshole driving assists, why the fucking dog shit is there no option to force it off for multiplayer races? Nothing is more awesome than some shitclown pretending he's can actually compete on Phantom because he uses the fagboat assists.

Thankfully I don't think anyone on GFF I've raced actually uses it, so yay for that.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by eprox1

I was wondering about the differing ship stats, mostly because it seems like that ship you use during Zones has all of its stats maxed out and I usually handle that thing fairly well compared to the other ones - mostly when it comes to turning.

Like what, exactly? What each one does? Yeah, zone ships are maxed. They've also got a better center of balance than some of the other ships. (Some swing out a bit more.)

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Turning is probably my biggest flaw, actually.

Honestly, I'm hoping it is. If your largest flaw was the straights, I'd be concerned.

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I always take the turns so goddamn wide that I just slow way down, even though I’m cranking the gas and the airbrake the entire time. Are you supposed to let up off of the gas at all for sharper turns? I never let go of X, but whoever I’m racing seems to just blaze right by me.

Letting go of the gas and sideshifting are great recovery tricks if you fudge the line on the turn. They aren't optimal, but they'll work. Unless you're far enough to be in the later speed classes, you won't need to coast through anything if you enter wide, hit apex, accelerate out.

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I should probably just start the campaign over without auto pilot, as that's the only way I'm going to learn.

Just redo them all instead of a data wipe. You can at least continue to unlock skins that way.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So, zone battle is some serious fucking awesome. A good blend of strategy and skill, but I would like to try it against something that's not the terribly stupid AI.

So who's up for some multi?

I was speaking idiomatically.