Geez, dude!

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

I am a child magnet.

Smaller objects are more easily swayed by gravitational forces than larger ones. This has nothing to do with magnetism.

I am surprised you don't use this as an opportunity for a free snack when they get into arm's reach.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Temari

To me, screaming babies are considered the best birth control EVER.

Yeah, teach those 8 month olds respect early. On the way out, clamp your cunt down on their heads and don't let go until they shut up.

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