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Sensors online. Weapons online. All systems nominal.   Member 80 Level 56.91 Mar 2006 
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Anne Murray concert tickets. My mother's huge into that music, horrible as it is. Apparently Murray is doing one more tour before she kicks the bucket or something, so I bought her those.
There is only one bad thing about this. Buying them is now on my credit history. I'll be going to buy a car some time in the future, and the dealer will do a credit check, and I'll get rejected. "Sir, it appears you bought tickets to an Anne Murray concert sometime in 2008. I'm sorry to inform you of this, but you are too gay to purchase this automobile. Perhaps I can interest you in a Honda Fit?" Jam it back in, in the dark.  |
Sensors online. Weapons online. All systems nominal. Member 80 Level 56.91 Mar 2006
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Yeah, apparently. For all I know, she's already dead. Her corpse has just been reanimated by some necromancer out to make a profit on her music. Wouldn't be hard, her fans are all old bags themselves and probably wouldn't notice if her arm rotted off halfway into the first song.
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