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Sensors online. Weapons online. All systems nominal.   Member 80 Level 56.91 Mar 2006 
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Mine was pulling a prank in highschool. Or rather, not pulling it.
When our graduation ceremony was being planned, the teachers announced over the PA a few weeks before the end of school to come to them with suggestions over which song will be our grad song. I think I'm clever, so I go down there and suggest the Ghost Busters theme song. I'm the only one who goes other than this massive fucking tool (you know, the one in every high school no one likes who pulls the intellectual superiority card? Yeah, the high school equivilent of Denicalis) who suggests the typical Green Day bullshit. I get into an argument with this douchebag, and just as he's about to cry and run home and shit his pants, the teacher suggests I take votes from the student populace, which I one up and say "let's take votes AND suggestions". So I organize and do that. I get all sorts of suggestions. From that typical Graduation Song bullshit to Du Hast by Rammstein. The next day, I took votes. Unfortunately, the faggot brigade of annoyingly catty and stupid women and men with no testiclats heard of my vote, and came out IN FORCE to try to get THE TIMES OF OUR LIVES song chosen. Votes were tallied and that won by a mile. Second place was the Graduation Song, and nothing else was close after that. The school put me in charge of downloading a copy of the song, since they were too cheap to get a real CD in there. This is where the regret came in. I was going to alter the song, so that about 20 seconds in, it cut to I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT. In fact, I made the sound file. It was awesome. I burned it to a CD. I went so far as to manipulate the voting results so that I'M TOO SEXY was a close third. But the night before, I threw out the CD with the altered sound file. I burned the regular song onto another. I didn't fucking bring in the joke, and it would have been god damn legendary. I regret pussing out at the last moment. It sucked mad balls that I didn't do it. That's my biggest regret in life to date, actually. FUCK. Even thinking about it pisses me off. Jam it back in, in the dark.  |
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