[Wii] Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Oh, what the FUCK.

You have got to be kidding. This is AWESOME.

How ya doing, buddy?

Host's time zone, I'd imagine.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

With the friend code system, seeing their nicknames isn't going to help shit. Not even keeping a win-loss record though? For shame.

At the very least it's something though, and with a forum like this, we'll at least have lots of people to buddy play and organize matches with.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Joe Wiewel

Basically, I just hope that Sakurai makes almost everything in the game a huge pain in the fucking ass to unlock.

Ok, I can buy the whole harder thing, but why would you want it to be THAT difficult? Working for something is totally understandable, but having it be honest to god HARD to unlock content for what's primarily a multiplayer game doesn't make sense. If only one in ten of the people playing have the skill to unlock some character, that's kind of a downer if all they want to do is play multi with their friends and experience all the content that way.

I figured easy unlocks were the point, so you DIDN'T have to waste time on the shithouse singleplayer and could move straight into the multi with minimal effort and bullshit. Fuck, they're probably just there so that people DO bother with the other modes instead of ignoring them completely.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

This stage was fucking hilarious for Super Sudden Death mode + Very High BOB-BOMB item drops.

Having it back makes my fucking week. AWESOME.

I was speaking idiomatically.

While I totally hate the strict tier system wannabe "professionals" advocate, I am highly, HIGHLY amused (although completely unsurprised) by everyone's complete and utter stupidity regarding game mechanics here.

There's a LAWL ITEMS post half way up this page. On the 66th page of the thread. Do we REALLY NEED TO GO THERE AGAIN? For the love of Christ. We get it. Some of you want to pretend you're professional. Shut the hell up, no one gives even half a shit that you're some Dylan Tnga wannabe.

And there's Divest going around like he's actually played the game before. Lick my fucking balls, cockclown. Stop going around like you have any clue what you're talking about. Joe did a good job debunking your old post, and now you're talking about Jigglypuff's validity as a useful character. Good fucking Lord.

Why must every large thread degenerate into this garbage. It's like some sort of unholy combination of 15 different kinds of bullshit in here.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Divest

What kind of attitude is that, honestly? I mean, you're half the reason people stop posting. Can't go through one fucking discussion without some prick such as yourself coming in here and flexing his e-dick as hard as he can.

I'm not trying to have an intense heat flame kill each other war here, I mean, we're discussing Smash Brothers for shit's sake. I mean, I understand you're probably some sort of uber-fucking-elite gamer, but by god. Pull your head out of your ass.

The fuck are you talking about, cockgoblin? All I'm complaining about is people pretending to know what they're talking about, and you're a prime example. I'm not flexing anything, I'm just sick and tired of how every fucking Smash Bros thread EVER degenerates into the same load of shit. Hell, it's cyclical. It repeats every couple of pages.

Protip: No one's stopped posting on my account. I've posted maybe a dozen times in this thread total, and it seems to be doing fine. Just how clueless can you get? Hell, you've posted what, three times? And you've already proven yourself to be this thread's sexninja.

FELIPE NO

Is Geno even technically a Square trademark? I can't find any respectable site to back up the claim that he's even technically 3rd party. Wikipedia uses a very bogus source (lmao, what) saying he belongs to the house Final Fantasy built, but that's dodgy as fuck.

Considering he showed as a cameo in Superstar Saga, I'm most curious. Perhaps he isn't even 3rd party at all?

Does anyone have any BACKUPABLE proof instead of "lawl I read it on wiki/IGN boards 'cause I'm a faggot"?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Perfect. Exactly what I was looking for, thanks a lot Acer!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

And God said to the Internet, 'An end of all flesh hath come before Me, for the earth hath 'been full of stupid from their presence; and lo, I am delaying Smash Bros.'

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by immp

Fucking awesome.

Y'know, I'm somewhat inclined to agree. I've got all of...what, lined up for March? Wild Arms? Mana Khemia?

At least now DMC4, Professor Layton, Apollo Justice, and Wipeout Pulse all have good time to get played or finished before Smash hits.

At least, for me, that is. This is a giant kick to the nuts for everyone else. It's weird. Every bloody day, Japan time finds another way to kick us in the johnson, and we just sit here and take it.

We'll have dicks made of the toughest leathery hides by the time this game eventually comes out in June of 2010.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

The "leaked" lists are pretty funny. Does anyone actually believe them? There are SO MANY that one is bound to be close to 100 percent correct, and then people are gonna assume it was a leak from an insider instead of some lucky bloody guesses.

And we're using a returning character from Melee as a sign that this 42 character list is correct? Wait until some of the other, weirder choices on that list show up before we go "oh my god you're so right". Please? For the sake of all our sanities.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Hey guys, proposal on an idea I had and all. SInce you are the guys using the thread, I figure I'll get your thoughts on the thing first.

This thread is pretty monstrous. If SB is any indication, I won't be able to apply quality control to the whole damn thing, since everyone ignores my deletions and threats anyway.

So, thoughts on splitting the damn thing. One thread for discussion of spoilers, dojo updates, game information, etc. Another for game mechanics, the ever so entertaining talk about tourneyfags, and whatever else you guys can dream up.

Y/N?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Fair enough Acer.

YEEHAW, DISASTER LAND CLOSED.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?