[General Discussion] Hardest game(s) you've ever played

Originally Posted by The GreyFox

- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ~ The Arcade Game
- Out of This World

Wait, what?

How can you even...

Quote:

- Super Mario Brothers 2

...Now you're just making shit up.

AND NOT REALIZING WHAT THE FUCK THE TOPIC IS ABOUT.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I dunno, Burnout Paradise's challenges sometimes seem harder when there's turnip related gameplay within.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Pretty sure we came to the conclusion that that shit ain't hard, Tails.

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Originally Posted by Encephalon

And, of course, Ikaruga. This game is harder than a Jessykins' nipples while walking blindfolded through a fish market. I've never seen the ending for this game either but I'm told that if I sink enough hours into the game I can opt for infinite continues, so this one may have hope yet.

People really need to stop listing this.

I've got more shmups than I've got fingers and toes I can list that make Ikaruga look like 1942: Joint Strike.

Fucking pansies.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by LeHah

Einhänder was harder than this.

Paco's flaccid whiskey dick is harder than Ikaruga.

I was speaking idiomatically.

"I also 1cc'd Under Defeat but couldn't even power my way through Bio-Hazard Battle".

Paco, this is a pretty huge case of you're doing it wrong.

I can give you pro-tips if you'd like. Here's one for free. "White absorbs white".

Now you will die half as often! Aren't I the nicest?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

He's joking Mortis.

Man, you're like the white version of Zerg.

FELIPE NO

Which isn't to say your first joke was funny. But hell, milk it for all it's worth.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?