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Jam it back in, in the dark. |
You hear that, ladies and gentlemen? Thief invented the whole concept of stealth in video games!
I suggest you shut the hell up, fuckstick. Tell me, how could MGS rip off Thief when it PREDATES THE GAME BY THREE MONTHS? Must be TIME PARADOX. And read some god damn books or other literature if you think Deus Ex is the best story every told on any medium. And I don't mean Sonic the Hedgehog comic books. As great as Deus Ex was, it wasn't just because of it's narrative. Get the FUCK off my internet, you gigantic piece of shit. Good lord, you're dumb. Stop speaking out of your fucking ass and people won't have to call you on all your bullshit. Akira is completely right here. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Jesus, even I don't smash through my games that fast. How long did it take you to finish the single player?
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Comparing it to Kill.Switch is a fucking travesty, but yeah, you can blind shoot.
I'll really write up a review about this when I'm more impartial. As it stands, it's my favorite 360 game (usurping the throne than Chromehounds occupied), and probably got onto my top 10 list. Seriously gushing here about this. Wow. By the way JT, Co-op makes the campaign about 5 trillion times better. Me and Devo make a kick ass team. It's really awesome. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Oh, SHIT. Thanks for the heads up. =D
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Spoiler:
Most amazing jew boots |
We were all pretty good, cept Mo0, who's terrible and got a face full of buckshot within the opening 5 seconds of every round.
How ya doing, buddy? |
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
At least most of the glitches aren't as game destroying as they could be. I don't doubt something of some similar nature will be found at some point but we don't have rampant map abuse or crazy mobility glitches yet.
The glitch fixes and ability to invite friends to ranked matches is the only thing I care about right now, you guys are right. And maybe a short delay added to grenade tag melee recovery so you can't do it so fast, but I dunno how well that'd affect grenade tag balance. How ya doing, buddy? |
Besides, it's over in 10 seconds anyway, so even when it's in the rotation it doesn't last long. The only two maps I dislike are escalation and rooftops, though. Horrid maps. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Annex is pretty sweet, and makes for a lot of hilairous shotgun deaths. A shame it doesn't count towards the kill achievements.
How ya doing, buddy? |
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
If you want to call it "strategy", go ahead. Team strategy isn't "let's abuse the system", it's "Let's find a way to flank them or outsmart them to capture the hill". But hey, whatever floats your boat. I'm sure weapon sliding is a valid strategy for not getting shot too, right? What they should do is change Annex like they changed Assassination, and make the deaths Execution style instead of Warzone style. It would have kept the pressure up on the defenders and made it more exciting.
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Actually, the patch only fixed one type of weapon slide. It can still be done, although crab walking and long jumping and the like has been fixed, that's true.
The cover "fix" is terrible, but if you get used to it it's not so bad. I can now run the same runs I did before without sticking too badly. At first I was having trouble though. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Laughing at the black dude thing. I think it's just that Tails's friends are hilariously stereotypical black dudes, not that all black dudes are like that. Kurado isn't nearly that "animated" when he plays, for example. FELIPE NO |
How ya doing, buddy? |
Worth it for Bullet Marsh alone, but Process and Subway are also really, really good. The Marsh is one of my favorite maps now, and Subway has been likened to a "better version of War Machine", but I don't feel that's quite an accurate description.
Garden is the only one I can't quite get behind as much. I don't think it sucks like Rooftops, but there's nothing particularily enjoyable about it either. Poisonous gas or no. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
There are plenty of matches, ranked or not, that don't have the new maps in the rotation. Granted, the new maps are plenty popular, but it's not hard to find matches that don't use them.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Awww, new achievements are achievementy and new.
Ah, well. I'm just not looking forward to having to play in the Garden again. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
So they are indeed trivial, but they still take a fair bit of grinding to get. The THIS. IS. ANNEX. one and the win by less than a 5 points twenty times one is just annoying. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |