[:plant:] I Guess We Still Play This Kart 8: 16:17 <+BZ> favorite course: Music Park.

I got in a couple of good grunts; Supersonic did you get recordings.

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YouTube Video

If anyone wants to know how/why the first major grunt at the end of video 2 happens, it's because the lightning + blue shell combo resulted in me beating CHz across the line by like, I dunno. About a frame or less.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Ahahahaha.

HYPE LEVELS TOO REAL.

DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA WORK CAPTAIN.

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Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

I hear there's this Thursday night thing called game night, where they play animatronic games on the interwebs.

That crew hasn't played a console game ever, so uhhh.

No.

Originally Posted by THE POWER OF WATER

Completely and utterly unsurprising that Skills is the first person to decline.

I was the first one to say it.

Trust me, I ain't the first one to think it.

How ya doing, buddy?

SHIT IS LEGIT

Real talk though, Link being Cruiser is baller as hell.

Rainbow Road is baller as hell

MUTE CITY IS OMEGA CLASS BALLER AS HELL

Also the Master Cycle is potentially game changing. I didn't play with it (only had time for two races), but I noticed it has the inside bike icon but ALSO DIFFERENT STATS. It's heavier, has less accel, but higher top speed and different grip characteristics. Unless I'm mistaken, this is the first inside bike with different stats. Shit could get real.

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

Also I'm glad I decided to get all of the system update and DLC downloading done before going to work this morning because holy shit that took a while.

EDIT: oh my god as I make this post and the game boots up it NOW is prompting me to download DLC? What the fuck were the separate system update and software updates for? Figure out how to internet Nintendo.

It took four minutes total.

Get good at internet connections.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

The reason I say it could get real is not because the bike will be broken; bikes in this game are weaker than karts in many ways, especially considering some of the time trial strats, but the reason it could be real is because it'll allow for more change ups while maintaining the inside drift mechanic that several of us enjoy.

Top tier times are not going to be set by Master Cycles any time soon and with the plethora of absolute bullshit going on at any given moment, I don't think half a tick here or there is going to change anything except someone's minor, personal preferences.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Tails

And yet, the ones that regularly finish ahead in our group use bikes :V

Those of us who bought the Get Good DLC already just happen to have good taste, that's all.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

BILL ME LATER

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Sonic tell me you caught the death whine.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

you sound mad

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

My friend's mom died on Tuesday, so I've got a funeral.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I legit think this game has taken 8 or 9 years off my life.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Leave your bob-bombs at home though

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Seris

youre all welcome

Fuck you with a dick tornado

FELIPE NO