I have a son and that's all I want. When people ask me if I'll have anymore, I say "NEVAR!!!". Of course, nobody believes me, but I'm dead serious. My son is no problem at all and all my family says he acts like me and not his father (thank goodness!). Besides, why have another one when I've already got a good child?
But seriously, I really don't want anymore children. People keep trying to convince me that I'll change my mind. They keep telling me what if the next guy I marry wants children. I will make it plain and clear in the beginning. NO MORE CHILDREN! I'm going to get "fixed" as soon as I can find a doctor to do it. That's how serious I am.
Jam it back in, in the dark.