So I have a rather large beard. It started out as more as a chinstrap, but around January I just basically stopped shaving. I have no reason to be particularly concerned about attracting females (as I wouldn't be either way, nor do I really care anyhow), and it serves more as a point of conversation for random people as well (as I am a cashier). I've gotten as much Amish/HAYJESUSLOL comments as I have had random people go like "woah, that is a legendary beard".
I have heard many people complain (mostly older guys who confide in me thier inability to grow said beard) that they couldn't stand the itching while growing the beard. I honestly can't remember if that ever happened to me (I have atrocious memory). Someone once told me the big beard works for me cause I'm a big guy. Well, it doesn't really matter to me one way or the other. I just wish I could grow a better stache or something.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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