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Grubdog · 05:15 AM

Some people who dislike Nintendo games call them kiddy, it's just their way of informing the world that they are not a pedo!

GameCube is kiddy because it's a purple lunchbox full of sunshine. N64 was cool because it was black and had slick aerodynamics.

Double Post:

Originally Posted by Megalith

Do you really need to ask, when the company has games like Nintendogs and Nerd Crossing.

Nerd Crossing is for girls, not kids!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Grubdog · Local time: Apr 25, 2006, 11:34 AM

Sadly the control scheme and gameplay of Pikmin is too much for most kids to handle, but the kiddy presentation is still not lost, for I appreciate its magical style! Plus the soundtrack kicks ass.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Grubdog · 11:19 AM

Hurray for violence! If Pikmin were replaced with men, and the enemies were replaced with tanks, it'd be the exact same game, but rated M and have twice the sales.

Originally Posted by elixir

But do proper titles like Beyond Good & Evil get the attention they deserve? Nooooo, it doesn't have Mario on it or the Nintendo logo.

Originally Posted by rlixrir

Oh, and Beyond Good and Evil didn't bomb, it was a sleeper hit which you obviously haven't played if you're passing comments like that.

Why didn't Beyond Good & Evil not bomb if it did infact not un-bomb? Gimme back my steak.
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Originally Posted by elixir

Hardly reality. Except Gran Turismo 4 is attempting to imitate reality with the graphics and "real driving simulator" rubbish. I own 3, I've spent a decent amount of hours in 3, but I wouldn't consider it to be that real. Back when it was released, sure, but that was 2002 or something.

Driving physics don't magically change over time. They've been the same since the wheel was invented. Oh wait, once again you're putting the graphics and presentation first.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Grubdog · Local time: Apr 26, 2006, 02:50 AM

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And that's why ESRB ratings are stupid. Kids get what they want 90% of the time, and this situation is no different. There's more adults who give in to their kids and their demands, over the adults who don't. There's more demanding kids these days and that isn't going to change.

Well... you can't really blame the ESRB for bad parenting and kids who don't know what's good for 'em. At least they're helping fight the good fight.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?