Cellphones

I like the concept of the cellphone, but the way most people use it tends to grate on my nerves. Actually...when I see them talking it doesn't really bother me (haven't run into too many obnoxious/loud phone assholes yet), but when I think cellphones as a whole I just think negatively...can't really explain it better than that.


Anyway, I think the positive aspects of the cellphone outweigh the bad, but I really...really hate two things that involve them.

1. The number of accidents caused by asshats (teenagers and adults alike) because Sydney had to tell Shanequa that she lost her virginity while going 55 in a residential area.

2. Everyone jacking over these "new features" -if I want to watch TV im at home, if I want to listen to music I am in a car/at home. When I'm out with my cellphone im usually doing something and I don't give a damn about the features that try to mimic my perfectly fine television/CD Player/computer, and make them 10x more complicated.

Shove that phone that can tell you how big your schlong is up your butt, please.

Jam it back in, in the dark.