[:plant:] [WFRP] The Oldenhaller Contract

1 Die Roll do it

Seeing an opportunity to move up in the world after the wood nymph fiasco that drove him from the edges of the moot Bulkbelly commences to engage in this "big pimpin" he'd heard so much about.

How does one shilling and a night of beastly congress with the living scarecrow over yonder strike ye?


haggle

Jam it back in, in the dark.

DAGNABIT!! No elf for you!

Ready hatchet and take up a parrying stance.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll chop chop

These boys are about to learn why you don't stand with your nuts at face level to a pissed off halfling with a hatchet.

Say goodbye to your bollocks boys.


all out attack on green footpad

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

2 Dice Rolls chop em proper

After stumbling back Bulkbelly whirls around to find another thug directly in front of him.

Mayhaps your packing more than friend there?

full attack to blue thug


Truly he was already beginning to regret running afoul of the empty codpiece gang.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Bulkbelly examines the building to see if there are any alternate entrances or a window that isn't too smudged to see through.

I was speaking idiomatically.