Humiliated.

I distinctly remember a little african american guy, 4 foot nothin, 90 pounds of nothin, who liked to talk a lot of smack, and was specifically talking smack about me one day on the basketball court. (this is not friendly banter, this is you-are-not-worth-my-time kind of bullshit.)

Feeling uppity, I, like any good child, tried ebonics on him.

"Man, Lamarr, you're so full of shit, it be coming out of your pisser!"

So he came over and growled in my face. He sensed he couldn't do much, being that he was nothin, as it were, and so he plucked my glasses off of my face and started to bend them. I told him he'd be paying for them if anything happened. He growled some more, and then wandered off and glared at me over his shoulder.

Really, I just feel humiliated that I ever thought it was a good idea to say something like that with a straight face.

Jam it back in, in the dark.