So I guess I have things growing out of my neck.

I was wearing a collared shirt the other day, because I attended a funeral, and I noticed that the collar was irritating a part of my neck. I figured maybe I had gotten a bite or something on it, but when I looked at it, I didn't see any redness or anything...just a little growey. Then I noticed another, and a third on my eyelid.

Now, I understand as you get older you start getting problems with your skin. Moles, liver spots, so on. I just figured at 23, I was a little young to have to go to the doctor to check for skin cancer. It's not like I'm out in the sun all day, either. I'm just constantly awash in the radiating glow of my computer screen.

Jesus, I feel old.

Anyway! Relate to us your tales of epidermic woe/how you feel older than you should.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Visavi

I won't go into more detail since a lot of people on here probably believe it's a load of crock, but it is an interesting read I'll give it that (you decide whether or not it's real).

Well, it's not like I want to read it if I have to pay money for something someone says is a load of crap. I saw him on late night TV, and I dismissed him as a kook too, but he says everything with that air of certainty that no doubt has everyone buying his books anyway.

You've piqued my interest, though. Give me a general idea of what he was talking about.

There's nowhere I can't reach.