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View Poll Results: How often do you BATHE? | |||
Every day~! I'm healthy! |
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125 | 71.02% |
More than once a day! I work out or get dirty easily and need to clean up! |
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20 | 11.36% |
Once every two days! I don't stink too bad. |
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22 | 12.50% |
Once every 3 days! I push the envelope! |
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4 | 2.27% |
Once every 4 or 5 days! I'm fucking disgusting! |
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0 | 0% |
Once a week! My skin is green! |
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2 | 1.14% |
Once a month! ARG! |
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1 | 0.57% |
Whenever I can smell myself! |
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1 | 0.57% |
Whenever someone else can smell me! |
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0 | 0% |
I'm Mexican, what the fuck is a shower? |
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1 | 0.57% |
Voters: 176. You may not vote on this poll |
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I shower when I'm needed: uni, outings and the like. Otherwise I only shower when my filth becomes uncomfortable to stand, eg. itchy scalp from lack of shampoo. Showering twice a day is nothing short of appalling waste, especially in Aus. Even once a day's a tad rich, on occasion. You can go a single day without bathing and not stink at all.
An uncle of mine introduced me to the Asian Shower this Christmas, whereby you only turn on the water to wet and rinse yourself, reducing your usage to about 40 seconds. He's a practising Buddhist and scientist, so resource conservation's naturally on the sleeve. Jam it back in, in the dark.
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