Strangers in the Alps 2: Catan Strikes Back

I'm still here.

Sign me up, bra.

How ya doing, buddy?

1 Dice Roll *Bam!

They see me rolling. They hating.

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What wimpy re-rolls.

How ya doing, buddy?

(9, 9, 6) with the road going towards the 10 wood (on the western side going to the 3:1 port)

If you need me to clarify, let me know.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'll be the Red Devils.

How ya doing, buddy?

The last game lasted 3 months right? It took a while as I recall. It actually felt like I was conquering the island and therefore all the moves felt significant.

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This game could actually take half a year at this rate.

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8 and 8 (wood, iron) going towards the wood port.

<3

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Dice Roll *Loaded Dice

Let me roll first.

Nothing personal, but I'm stealing from a_lurker. Sorry girl

Jam it back in, in the dark.

On her 9 of Brick.

Building a road to the wood port and buying a Dev Card.

End turn

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Cmon darkie.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Fuck you, Greg.

<3<3<3

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

1 Dice Roll *Cubes of Death

Rolling the bones and waiting for my hand update.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Another DEV CARD then ending my turn.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Dice Roll *dem nasty cubes

Building a settlement on the wood port then rolling.

Lol at roll.

Also, gonna build a city on the 9, 9, 6 settlement.
I believe I have enough resources.

Anyone have a brick. I just picked up a wood for trade.

FELIPE NO

Fuck you, Pang. I got jokes and jokes for you on my turn.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Oh my god. I just had to throw out half my hand, lurker.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

HAHAHAHA. Keep those 8's coming!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Dice Roll *rocks

Build a city on the 8,8. Build a road on the west coast to the 3:1 port. Build a settlement on the 3:1 port.
I believe I have enough resources for all that after Plarom rolled the 9.

Flip over my soldier card on put it on lurker's 9. (payback)

Trade 3 iron for a brick and build a road through the 9, 10 towards the 5 in the southwest.

Jeez, that turn was a goddamn rampage. End turn

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Oh my fucking god. These dice are rigged.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

FRANK!!!! Where are you?!

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Dice Roll *skull and crossbones

Holy shit. Sorry.

Well, I had to throw out half my hand because of Plarom's stupid toss. Let me roll first. I didn't hit anything.

I throw away my extra sheep and 3 extra wheat and then build a Settlement on the 3:1 port on the western coast.

End turn

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?