Help me with my secret mission, operation chick-fake

Start caring about your appearance, both in your hygiene and in your manners. Also forget everything you know about not dating your friends' exes. Finally, if you spit, stop doing that.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Uh, I don't know, make sure your nails are clean and also that you cross your legs while wearing a skirt. No one wants to see that thong.

Also burping is not ladylike.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

But first and foremost - it's all in the thinking. Women FEEL in a much more general way than men. They think a lot with their emotions, and you'd need to do the same. Women are sensitive and intuitive naturally - moreso than men. Once you can FEEL like a woman, you can THINK like a woman.

What if he can FEEL a woman? Any closer that way?

Double Post:

Originally Posted by Umma

Does no one see how surreal this is?

Do you really think you can look like a woman? I mean... hooow?

Besides... what for? What are you, a secret agent infiltrating Bin Laden's harem?:eyebrow:

This really doesn't make sense, and I would understand it's a joke... but why did you post it in The Quiet Place?

Aren't you the confirmed racist?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.