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Smel, do you believe that the only aim of religion is to center yourself with the gifts and favors of God? If so, I can see why you think atheism is empty.
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I'm serving 15 years for taking the Lord's name in vain. God dammit... There's nowhere I can't reach. |
My parents raised me with the choice of eating brussels sprout or yams for Christmas, but that still didn't stop me from being an edgy motherfucker.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Dude, it's easy to ask for thoughtful input, but you're not really reciprocating is all anyone's saying.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
You are an empty cafe that has closed down twenty years ago and never was bought. Eventually, you were bulldozed to make the property you stood on seem more attractive, but even that land has yet to be sold.
Your gravel driveway is choked with weeds that are cut down only three or four times a year. Most amazing jew boots |
I don't appreciate your rudeness. It's offensive and frankly unbecoming to someone who posts Thoughtful Input on Great Matters.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
It's not the language, fucknut. It's the ideas behind it. I think you have a hard time conceptually understanding things that aren't spread-eagle for you.
You are a religious tract done up to look like a folded $5 bill. Small children throw you on the ground in disgust, and the trash men never remember to pick you up when they're taking everyone else's trash away. FELIPE NO |
You're a car alarm on a 12 year old Honda Civic, driven by a college student that hasn't vaccuumed out your upholstry since he bought you. $2000, sitting on someone's lawn. It was obvious you haven't moved from your spot in some time, the grass was six inches long under you.
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GameInfarcer, you're a new construction in a subdivision on the outskirts of a small town, forclosed on by the bank because your previous owners bought you at a price well above their means, and they used a predatory loan to try to hold on to the American Dream. Your materials are sub-par. You will not last for longer than twenty or thirty years. Your kitchen faucet already doesn't have hot tap water. The bank isn't desperate to get rid of you, since the market is so bad there would be no way they can get a good price. You will stand vacant for almost a year.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Infarcer, you're a mirror covered in rhinestones and shaped like a heart, in which a fat gothic girl uses to apply her cakey make-up.
She also uses you to examine her vagina. Your face has never been cleaned before. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Nigger, please. ![]() This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Last edited by Sarag; Aug 4, 2007 at 03:15 PM.
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If you can't make the argument without relying on this, the argument is too stupid to survive. Sorry! I was speaking idiomatically. |