At an inate level, I am scared of girls.

Originally Posted by RABicle

I've always half jokingly suggested that gay men have it much easier because we are much more reasonable, mentally stable

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we are much more reasonable, mentally stable

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we are much more reasonable, mentally stable

I don't think there's a 'we' in that statement you just made there, Rabby.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

Or he could be a card-carrying member of the seduction community...

The seduction community, proving that you can be creepier than furries.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Big Gay Chulo

You know all those threads we get by people who really like a girl and have done for ages and they were getting on really well but then she met some asshole and now they do nothing but have filthy, kinky sex all the time? Those threads are written by people who play the long game and get to know people slowly and surely.

Those threads are done by guys who think they're playing the long game, when in fact they're playing the sucker. Telling them to grow a pair and ask a girl out isn't going to fix their problems, since they're playing an entirely different game (that of the sucker).

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by bluesy violin

I dd--ii-------d-----n-----ooo-t------- mean to talk slow. Again, you jumped to conclusions. Do you know many "shy" guys actually talk too fast, and jumble over their words? That is why I believe in talking at an appropriate pace, at least when you first approach her. Of course when you joke/tease, you must vary your tone but that is really needless to say because its automatic once you go funny mode.

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My earlier post was a genuine attempt to help some guy. Because I've been there. And I know how hard it is to come out.

you're an autistic aren't you.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by tiki

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Good times, good times.

When I saw this post in the last 5 posts reel, I thought you were necroing a thread to laugh at the concept. That I can understand, and respect on some level.

Not this.

Never this.

I was speaking idiomatically.

GIRLS ARE SCARY.

How ya doing, buddy?

IF WE DIVORCED BEFORE THE SEMESTER WAS OVER, THAT WOULD BE QUITE AWKWARD.

FELIPE NO

WHAT IF I AM SO RETARDED I HAVE THE SAME CLASSES AS MY CHILDREN

BOY WOULD MY FACE BE RED

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by NewNick

I'm merely calling out the fact that it seems to be one side's argument that anyone that takes too much time in "securing" that intimacy, is indeed, a walking male vagina.

Wow, a vagina? Really? I guess it's important that nobody doubts your devotion and emotional maturity (despite your sexual inexperience), but it's not as important that you aren't bigoted against women. I mean, you have priorities here.

Jam it back in, in the dark.