[Amusing] The RPG Character Name Game

You're Lezard from Valkyrie Profile.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Mistranslated lines? Changed names? Intentionally jazzing up (or dulling down) your personalities? Insinuating you're dead, leading to ten years of emo fanfiction about your supposed death just to be retconned accidentally through a movie seqel?

You characters don't know how good you got it. I changed races when I was ported over to America. New profile picture and all. They changed my hat, too, not that that matters. Did they change the fencer's race? No. Did they change the rich guy's race? No, they changed mine, the guy who dances.

Seriously fucked up over here.

:c-walks out:

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Bump.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

THANK YOU.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Cape + assassin = Clyde from Suiko 1 & 2.

Oh, there's a dagger. Nevermind then.

I hope I don't guess it anyway since last time I guessed right, I had to beg people to guess my character

I was speaking idiomatically.