Boring dreams!

Tell me about your boring dreams!

I dreamt last night that I was cleaning grout with a toothbrush. I was enjoying it because I was doing a really good job with not a lot of work.

My mother can top it though. A few nights back she dreamt that the bread was stale.

NOW YOUR TURN

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I had TWO boring dreams last night.

The first one was me at work during lunchtime. We were discussing who brought lunch and who would go. I told them I brought, then realized that I didn't and said I wanted to go. Someone said I only wanted to go because they were going, and I was mad because I was being called a liar about lunch.

The other dream was worse. I was online looking at a collection of President Obama photos. There was a theme; in each one it was him, or him and his wife and Biden and his, or some combination thereof, surrounded by religious figures doing chants or benedictions or some shit. They weren't being worshipped, since they were praying too; it was just a black man praying in a sea of like nuns or some shit also praying.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Another boring dream!

I dreamt that my car dinged at me because I was low on gas. This morning I noticed that I was low on gas (I didn't get dinged at yet).

Prophetic!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I dreamt that I bought a chaise lounge and was really stoked about it. It was a nice reddish orange color, corduroy upholstery (I have no idea if that's a good or bad thing but it looked kind of rad). There was stuff on the chaise since I was still cleaning my room.

I later dreamt about T-Pain's hat but that was more interesting.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I originally wasn't going to post this but Tails used it as an example of my dreams always being boring. Which has been true lately.

I dreamt that i was watching the news and either the dow had plummeted 3000 points in a day, or it was down to 3000 points. I was nonplussed because I have very little in savings.

god help me

I was speaking idiomatically.

I had two more boring dreams last night.

The first was me blowing my nose. I was happy that I was able to get rid of my congestion.

The second was that there was a neat pile of pineapple rings on the floor by my bed, as if someone upended a can of them on the floor. It was frustrating, because I kept noticing the pile but hadn't yet cleaned it up because I couldn't figure out why they were there.

Most amazing jew boots

NO INTERESTING DREAMS. BORING ONLY.

You're LUCKY I let you post that shit about quacking envelopes.

How ya doing, buddy?

Recently, I dreamt that I wanted to find out my credit history, so I signed up for freecreditreport.com, and then got really mad at myself because they're the ones that charge you for it.

Then I checked it again. Which is terrible for your credit score!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

About a week back, I had a dream that i was comparing two versions of the same web page. one was including all these new stylesheets, and I was trying to get rid of superfluous or unused declarations.

Try as I might, I couldn't get the new page to match the old one. I checked every element on the page and they all matched, but the new page was just wildly different.



Jam it back in, in the dark.