[DnD] Crusader (GFF D&D Adventure 2)

It ain't likely that anything fancy will be hidden in the foyer, but just to be sure I give a good look around anyway. After that, I go into the kitchen and help the man-golem search.

I wonder what a single wizard would do with two bedrooms?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well, to be more precise, I hop on the floorboards hoping to hear something squeak, I check under chairs and potted plants and things of that nature, check behind framed paintings looking for any clues, &tc.

Most amazing jew boots

The wizard must've spent all his money on magic mirror-doors since I was able to hear the commotion from the bedroom clear across the house. Even if you're a master of the arcane, you must always remember to invest money in good solid craftsmanship! What will your magic do for you when your commode breaks from under your rear end?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I go through the mirror since it wasn't exactly clear that that was what I was intendin'.

Seeing the man-golem was on a mission, I thought it best to let him at it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I await in anticipation.

I was speaking idiomatically.

The keystone may be in one of dem other doors. I quickly pull a series of levers in hopes that it will open a door, not shock me, and leave the other door for my companions.

pulls levers C,E,B,D,A

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

It may take more than fifteen seconds to kill these suckers so I just see what's behind the other doors

channels the soul of Argumentus and his love of pulling levers
pulls D, A, C, E, B
then, E, B, D, A, C

How ya doing, buddy?

I don't suffer the slow.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

hauls ass
grabs ruby
dumps it in the SW room's open hand
plz don't die

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Biting back a scream of pain, I hobbled onto my (mostly) unbroken leg and leaned against the pit walls. Nothing more magical than a false floor, eh? What a crock of shit. And I don't hear any death above, either. The team must be in good enough health to help me out. I call for them, wishing I had the good sense to go for my first instinct, which was the unassuming wooden box in the northern center room. But ain't it usually expected that it would have the good treasure, so all intelligent dungeon-makers usually put deadly traps in the unassuming chest?

Help me

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Feeling deeply guilty over taking away the man-golem's joy of lever-pulling , I relax awhile, since broken legs and acid burns seem to heal with just a little time.

When I feel up to the task, I go back to the hidden door and hide behind the wall, addressing the voice I heard from there earlier.

"'ey you, still want your keystone?"

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I didn't know why the dwarf was looking around for keystones, since (despite my earlier confusion which resulted from being dropped into a pool of acid) I was able to secure the ruby and it didn't look good for anything else.

Or did it?

How ya doing, buddy?

"Now what'll I get for such trading of resources? I ain't runnin' a charity, here."

I was speaking idiomatically.

Pulls the levers in the SE room B, D, A, C, E, to see if that has an effect in the NW mirror
Then joins the others

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I cackle in a very in-character manner at the half-missing skull-dwarf, and decide to poke at the stoney door in the east part of the workshop before we go to the next set of rooms.

How ya doing, buddy?

I took the remaining 20 gp and 1001 Uses for an Owlbear Pelt. I let the others go on ahead of me, since this was a really easy project and nothin' in life comes easy.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I knew this sword was too easily won. Nonetheless, I was fit to burst with anger; where do these city-folk get off thinkin' they can take the fruits of our hard-earned labor? It's bad enough when my team rips me off, I ain't gonna let no ogre get away with it!

Radiant Light at Ogre, bonus to Gabriel
retreat to j11

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'll just commune with the Lord over here, thanks.

Bless the party
Melora's Tide on Argumentus, you know, while we're at it

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I shout for the skull-dwarf to get in the house, he'll catch his death out there.

Healing Word to Gabe
move to j9
shoot at Ogre if I can

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

moves one square north
readies crossbow for another shot if the door opens

How ya doing, buddy?

Our plan to draw the ogre in the hallway has been stymied, partially because of the skull-dwarf's pride and partially because the other elves got bored of waiting outside. Idle hands make the Devil's playground.

move to j10
Righteous Brand at western elf, bonus to Argumentus

I was speaking idiomatically.

I felt bad for yelling at the fragile dwarf earlier. Sure, he wasn't doing anything to help but he was keeping himself alive, which is the primary drive of any man.

I was itchin' to pepper some yellow dwarves with bolts, but there's the small matter of an ogre in the way. Small as I am, maybe I can shoot between his legs'r somethin'.

Healing Word on Soggy
Crossbow at O10 elf
move to j12

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

At a loss for other things to do, I sit down on the couch and get to my knitting. If the other boys can fix themselves lunch in the middle of a battle, they can't begrudge me a scarf.

move up one square north
crossbow at ogre

FELIPE NO

Knitting is so relaxing.

klack klack klack klack klack klack klack





oh, and crossbow at ogre

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Hearing the rare sounds of action I got up from my knitting, to see that the ogre finally succumbed to the not-attacks of the no-warriors. Well, I ain't got rights to complain, since I only was able to hit him once or twice. Such a big feller shoulda been easier to target, all the same.

I check his body and the body of the elf for any loot.

Jam it back in, in the dark.